the creators
wlmu is created by floppy basset productions, a tiny little group with like three people on it right now. but if you're interested in joining the team, then feel free to dm me on discord about it!! (my username is patchesisaweirdasscreature)
floppy bassets
patches the patchwork kitty :3 (he/they/it)
patches the patchwork kitty (first name patches last name the patchwork kitty :3), or patches tpk for short, is a funny little stuffed animal kitty who likes to do what he wants and have fun doing it :3 they're a 17 year old white trans guy (he/they/it) who's sexuality is a bi gaybian faggy fictoromantic word salad that would make your average bitter twitter discourser explode into meaty chunks. they're also an autistic depressed ageweird anti-capitalist misanthropic hippie (don't ask how that works, they don't know either) furry (duh) gizzhead and very neurotic at times. also it's a pushy attention seeker that obsessively micromanages shit (according to some bitchy nonbinary lesbian from california). but they try to be a better person every day and tries to look for the things that make them happy. he's the creator of wlmu, and made the show partially because his life is boring and lonely and also partially because he believes the internet needs to be a little weirder :3
jimmy vukovic beansworth (he/xe/it/aer/yip/spin/bark/toon/paw)
JIMMY MARTY DOPAMINE VUKOVIC TWO-SHOES NEUTRON FREAKBOY FAGGOT SILLYFUNNY BINGUS LUCID MUSHROOMS BEANSWORTH, otherwise known as JIMMY VUKOVIC BEANSWORTH, is a teenage dirtbag babyfur croatian furry artist and self-proclaimed faggot who is currently residing in the United States. He enjoys creating stories to keep himself grounded, and remind himself that life will always be worth living. He's a bisexual gay, schizoautistic, chronically disabled, traumatized, generally mentally unwell transsexual man, which tends to show in his works, as they often have themes of sexuality, gender identity, drugs, mental illness, disability, trauma, depression, and more. He considers himself transage, but this is a trauma thing. He prides himself on being a complete and utter freak, and firmly believes that world peace would be achieved if everyone was a freak as well. He is also anti-cop, anti-normalcy, anti-military, anti-monarchy, anti-capitalist, anti-right, anti-left, and against almost everything in power, it's quite obvious to tell he's a punk, he thinks. His ego is fucking massive, but it can always get bigger. Remember this. He is also a bastard, by definition. When he's not bitching about the government, he can be found coding amateur websites, writing song lyrics for his band, Roadkill the Dog, listening to music, drawing, being strange and off-putting, playing video games, talking to his friends, and. Other stuff. He plans on turning furry art into his living, since he doesnt believe in jobs and wants to LIVE, instead of live.He likes 4Lung, Andrew WK, cartoons, furry comics, Cate Wurtz, Saw, Blues Clues, Mr. Osomatsu, Bugsnax, Weezer, drawing, creating characters and stories, Plants vs Zombies, being a transsexual, indie games, webcomics, old-web shit, saying "faggot" and "fuck" and "cunt" every 3 seconds, comic sans, Papa Louie games, making nonsense posts on Tumblr, Getting Silly With It, ARGs, punk culture, scene/emo/scemo culture, Mario games, pre-Switch video game consoles, nintendo games, smoking weed, being the coolest motherfucker on the planet, old web games (especially Club Penguin and Webkinz), puppetry, Vocaloid, Good Burger, 2000's stuff (especially toys), collecting My Little Pony figures, plushies, The Yellow Dress, taxidermy, Days N Daze, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Zoey Van Goey, UHF, folk punk, Rocky Horror Picture Show, thrifting, dumpster diving, Doko Demo Issyo, cartoons, Wander Over Yonder, and his friends. And other things, probably. He believes that everything will be ok in the end. He doesn't care if he's wrong or not, it's just nice to be optimistic after going through literal hell in your own life. He suggests trying it out. It will save you. I promise. Jimmy doesn't like writing in the third person, it's hard for him. Can you tell? Jimmy's own website can be found here.
ren (toon/it/they)
REN IS A FREAKED OUT SCENE FAGGOT CARTOONIST WHO DRAWS WEIRD SHIT AND DOES WEIRD SHIT. AFTER BEING TREATED AS AN OUTCAST MOST OF ITS LIFE IT DECIDED TO EMBRACE BEING A FREAK AND THINKS YOU SHOULD TOO!! YOU CAN FIND MORE OF IT’S WORK ON ITS WEBSITE
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