faq 

(ok nobody's actually asked these but i might as well add these in) 

when will this show's upload schedule be?

hell if i know. i don't do schedules or deadlines 

what is the age recommendation for this show?

17+ right now (will be 18+ when i turn the same age) because of themes of suicide, drugs, trauma, sex/raunchy humor, slurs (that i can reclaim), etc. 

where does this show take place?

wlmu takes place in the city of grand rapids in the glorious state of michigan!!! (i lied michigan is fucking miserable get me out of here) 

when does this show take place?

ehh idk some vaguely post-2010 modern timeframe where tiktok also exists (boo) 

is patches pasche your self-insert

yes. 

are patches, fifi, and james gonna end up in some sort of poly relationship?

well not right off the bat but it is in the cards. definitely gonna happen in the future 

hey wait a minute is this show just you self-inserting yourself just to smooch some weird freaks you made up so you can feel like less of an isolated loveless loser?

uh. yeah :/ 

AUGH THIS WEBSITE IS UGLY AND BRIGHT AND FLASHY!!! MY EYES!!!

yeah i know it's eyestrainy and has lots of flashy shit but i had fun doing it so :P i might make a non-eyestrainy epileptic-friendly version someday if enough people don't want their retinas to be obliterated 

can i make NSFW of any of the characters?

i'm a minor right now so no. keep your willy in your pants 

can i selfship/do oc x canon with any of the characters?

i'm completely fine with that stuff but DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SELFSHIP WITH PATCHES, FIFI, OR JAMES. one of those is literally me and the other two are characters i'm very uncomfortable sharing because they're very personal to me. please respect that. but anyways all the other characters are fair game just don't do any weird adult x minor crap or stuff like that 

can i ship the characters with each other?

sure thing!! as long as it's not pedophilia, incest, abusive, etc. i'm fine. but for my own comfort please don't ship patches, fifi, or james with anyone other than each other for the reasons listed in the selfship question 

can i make fan characters?

sure!!! i probably can't put them in the actual show because that would probably open a can of worms but i'd love to see them!! 

can i dub this show in another language?

absolutely!!! the more languages the merrier!! the whole world shall be cringefied 

why did you make this show?

i made this show partially because i'm pretty lonely and isolated irl and with this show i can feel like i'm part of a group that understands me and makes me feel like i belong, even if it's not real T_T also i think the internet has become too corporate and sanitized, so with this show, i'm gonna make the net a little weirder!!! cringe and weird stuff is necessary if we don't want a completely bland and homogenized internet 

why are you like this

the autism and also the strange offputting vibe i put off